Add !chuck and !dad

Geekbot.net/Commands/ChuckNorrisJokes.cs

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+using System;
+using System.Net.Http;
+using System.Net.Http.Headers;
+using System.Threading.Tasks;
+using Discord.Commands;
+using Geekbot.net.Lib;
+using Newtonsoft.Json;
+
+namespace Geekbot.net.Commands
+{
+    public class ChuckNorrisJokes : ModuleBase
+    {
+        private readonly IErrorHandler _errorHandler;
+
+        public ChuckNorrisJokes(IErrorHandler errorHandler)
+        {
+            _errorHandler = errorHandler;
+        }
+        
+        [Command("chuck", RunMode = RunMode.Async)]
+        [Remarks(CommandCategories.Randomness)]
+        [Summary("A random chuck norris joke")]
+        public async Task Say()
+        {
+            try
+            {
+                using (var client = new HttpClient())
+                {
+                    try
+                    {
+                        client.DefaultRequestHeaders.Accept.Clear();
+                        client.DefaultRequestHeaders.Accept.Add(MediaTypeWithQualityHeaderValue.Parse("application/json"));
+                        var response = await client.GetAsync("https://api.chucknorris.io/jokes/random");
+                        response.EnsureSuccessStatusCode();
+
+                        var stringResponse = await response.Content.ReadAsStringAsync();
+                        var data = JsonConvert.DeserializeObject<ChuckNorrisJokeResponse>(stringResponse);
+                        await ReplyAsync(data.value);
+                    }
+                    catch (HttpRequestException)
+                    {
+                        await ReplyAsync("Api down...");
+                    }
+                }
+            }
+            catch (Exception e)
+            {
+                _errorHandler.HandleCommandException(e, Context);
+            }
+        }
+
+        private class ChuckNorrisJokeResponse
+        {
+            public string category { get; set; }
+            public string icon_url { get; set; }
+            public string id { get; set; }
+            public string url { get; set; }
+            public string value { get; set; }
+        }
+    }
+}

Geekbot.net/Commands/DadJokes.cs

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+using System;
+using System.Net.Http;
+using System.Net.Http.Headers;
+using System.Threading.Tasks;
+using Discord;
+using Discord.Commands;
+using Geekbot.net.Lib;
+using Newtonsoft.Json;
+
+namespace Geekbot.net.Commands
+{
+    public class DadJokes : ModuleBase
+    {
+        private readonly IErrorHandler _errorHandler;
+
+        public DadJokes(IErrorHandler errorHandler)
+        {
+            _errorHandler = errorHandler;
+        }
+        
+        [Command("dad", RunMode = RunMode.Async)]
+        [Remarks(CommandCategories.Randomness)]
+        [Summary("A random dad joke")]
+        public async Task Say()
+        {
+            try
+            {
+                using (var client = new HttpClient())
+                {
+                    try
+                    {
+                        client.DefaultRequestHeaders.Accept.Clear();
+                        client.DefaultRequestHeaders.Accept.Add(MediaTypeWithQualityHeaderValue.Parse("application/json"));
+                        var response = await client.GetAsync("https://icanhazdadjoke.com/");
+                        response.EnsureSuccessStatusCode();
+
+                        var stringResponse = await response.Content.ReadAsStringAsync();
+                        var data = JsonConvert.DeserializeObject<DadJokeResponse>(stringResponse);
+                        await ReplyAsync(data.joke);
+                    }
+                    catch (HttpRequestException)
+                    {
+                        await ReplyAsync("Api down...");
+                    }
+                }
+            }
+            catch (Exception e)
+            {
+                _errorHandler.HandleCommandException(e, Context);
+            }
+        }
+
+        private class DadJokeResponse
+        {
+            public string id { get; set; }
+            public string joke { get; set; }
+            public string status { get; set; }
+        }
+    }
+}